my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water
That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of
r u calling me fat
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2009 justin and 2013 justin are two different people idc what anyone says
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when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet
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blua:
The Chrono-Shredder is a device made by Susanna Hertrich that reminds us of the preciousness of our lifetime. It represents the passing of time by shredding the days of the year – printed on a paper roll – at a slow constant rate. To shred one day takes 24 hours. There is no “off”-button. As the seconds pass by, the tattered remains of the past pile up under the device.
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one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe
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i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Maybe the dog is your mom
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